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buddhawassexy:

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

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awwwton:

me starting my presentation in class

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  • me: hey
  • fellow surgeon: what
  • me: takes out patients heart
  • me: will u be my valentine
  • me: lol
  • fellow surgeon: please put that back
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  • me: *does weird things when home alone*
  • me: I bet there's hidden cameras
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